Worst holiday gifts ever
盘点10种最糟糕的圣诞礼物
导读:好的礼物人人爱、坏的礼物人人嫌。想要度过一个平和的圣诞节,那么就一定要选对礼物哦!一起来看看你最应该回避的10种糟糕圣诞礼物。
Great gifts are awesome. Terrible gifts are not. Want to avoid the drama this year? Here are ten most hated gifts you should avoid.
好的礼物人人爱;糟糕的礼物人人嫌。怕今年圣诞选错礼物吗?以下是你应该回避的10种最糟糕的圣诞礼物。
1. Ugly Sweaters
难看的运动衫
Some sweaters are so ugly they are incredible, like when your aunt thinks she knows what is really "trendy" these days and the department store was having a sale.
有些运动衫实在是难看得不可思议,比如我们自认为很懂潮流的姑妈给我们买的运动衫,或者商场打折的时候出售的运动衫。
2. Surprise Pets
作为“惊喜”的宠物
Unwanted responsibility? Check. Destroyed furniture? Check. Emotionally scarring pet funeral after finally coming around to loving the little furball? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
这样的宠物意味着无端临头的责任、遭破坏的家具,当我们终于喜欢上这毛茸茸的小家伙时,说不定还会因它们去世留下感情的疮疤。
3. Anything `Made With Love`... But Unwearable
一切“表达爱意”却不能戴上街的手工制品
I mean, thanks for the effort?
呃,还是谢谢您的心意……
4. A Heartfelt Ballad
一首感人的情歌
You are not Elton John, and your gift is NOT your song.
你又不是英国著名歌手艾尔顿•约翰,你送的情歌又不是自己创作的情歌。
5. Gifts You`ve Clearly Grown Out Of
对你来说太幼稚的礼物
Or maybe this is THE perfect way to carry books between classes at law school.
或许对于法学院的学生来说,这是一个完美的礼物。这个大书包足够装他们的大部头课本了。
6. Tech Accessories For A Device You Don`t Own
你并不拥有的电子产品的配件
Know what would be even cooler than a case for a smartphone? An actual smartphone.
你知道什么礼物比智能手机的手机套更合适吗?一部实实在在的智能手机。
7. Tech Accessories That Are Completely Outdated
过气电子产品的配件
1998 called, they want their CD case back.
你的CD盒是从1998年借来的吗?快还回去吧!
8. Regifts
转手的礼物
Box from a different store? Scotch-taped? WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE.
另一个商场的包装盒?用透明胶封口?若要人不知,除非己莫为!
9. Anything Christmas Themed
任何圣诞主题的东西
Really pointless the rest of the year.
除了圣诞期间,全年其他时候都没有任何意义。
10.Skip the drama. Just send cash. Happy holidays!
别费脑筋选礼物了,直接给现金。节日快乐!
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